Roseanne is annoyed by Jackie's new friendship with Nancy, meanwhile Dan and his team try to get out of last place in their bowling league.

Roseanne critica duramente a Darlene por huir a Chicago con David, pero un viaje a la casa en la que creció junto a Jackie le da una nueva perspectiva sobre su problemática hija.

Roseanne se preocupa cuando debe someterse a una prueba del detector de mentiras en el trabajo.

Roseanne and Bonnie decide they each want Leon's job when he announces he's leaving, meanwhile Crystal goes into labor with only Dan as her coach.

Becky y Mark regresan a Lanford para recoger sus cosas después de escaparse.

Dan y Roseanne ven a Darlene con nuevos ojos después de que David pasa la noche.

El cumpleaños número 16 de Darlene ve a nuevos vecinos mudándose al lado y un juego embarazoso de verdad o reto para Roseanne.

Decididas a abrir un restaurante de carne suelta, Roseanne y Jackie se ven obligadas a recurrir a Bev para obtener ayuda financiera.

Una tormenta de nieve en Nochebuena mantiene a Roseanne, Jackie, Bev y Nana Mary atrapadas en el restaurante, y a Darlene en casa de David, donde ella descubre cómo es su vida en casa.

The Conners prepare for the 'Founding Fathers Day' celebration in Lanford. Roseanne sets up a food booth, where she meets the one and only, Loretta Lynn. D.J. and his Woodchuck Troup, put on the town play reenacting the signing of Lanford's incorporation. Their family's own founding father, Dan, gets a job selling hot tubs. And last, but not least, Darlene protests the Conners' involvement in the whole "meat industrial complex" with vandalism at her mother's diner that lands her in more than just hot water.

Roseanne dreads the arrival of her estranged cousin Ronnie. Joan Collins guest-stars.

David tiene permiso de alejarse de su madre abusiva y mudarse a la humilde morada de los Conner.

Roseanne y Dan planean una cita romántica para celebrar su vigésimo aniversario de bodas, pero luchan con qué regalarse mutuamente. Dan descubre que Roseanne ha decidido algo costoso para él, así que para poder darle también un buen regalo a Roseanne, acepta un trabajo temporal en la tienda Maury's Big and Tall. Su idea de regalo (y el trabajo para pagarlo), que parecía una buena idea en ese momento, pronto se vuelve en su contra.

Cansadas de tener a su mamá siempre cerca de ellas, Roseanne y Jackie intentan fomentar una relación entre Beverly y Jake, su amigo de la comunidad de jubilados en la que ambos viven. Molly se insinúa y besa a David, lo que lo pone nervioso e incómodo. Para ahuyentarla, David confiesa los planes que él y Darlene tienen para el futuro, como la posibilidad de abandonar la escuela y escaparse juntos. Al haber presenciado y escuchado este extraño intercambio, D.J. enfrenta a Darlene con lo que sabe y le pregunta si algo de eso es cierto, lo que hace que Darlene reflexione sobre el destino de David.

Después de que su mamá la presiona (y hace tratos con ella), Darlene acepta ir al baile de graduación con David, donde tiene una sorpresa preparada para su novio. Roger intenta hacer un trato con Dan, utilizando la tentación de poder hacerle ganar una gran cantidad de dinero, pero recibe una reacción mixta por parte de los Conners. Roseanne intenta arreglar una cita sorpresa entre Jackie y Roger para una noche de parejas, pero para sorpresa de Roseanne, Roger llega con una cita. Su elección de cita deja a todos boquiabiertos y en estado de shock.

Cuando parece que la casa para remodelar en la que Dan ha invertido está a punto de dar resultados, los Conners están en la cima del mundo. Pero cuando el comprador se echa atrás, uno de los socios desaparece y las facturas vencen en la casa del proyecto, ese mundo amenaza con derrumbarse. Impulsada por el último intento de Beverly de volver loca a Jackie, Jackie finalmente le confiesa a su madre que ha estado viendo a un psiquiatra. Nancy decide que quiere tener un bebé, pero resulta que el donante de esperma que eligió es un auténtico desgraciado. Una fuente improbable aparece y podría ser la que salve el día para los Conners.

D.J. entra corriendo a la casa con una rodilla raspada. Dan y Roseanne lo llevan a la cocina para curarlo, pero cuando Dan abre bruscamente la puerta del congelador para sacar hielo, accidentalmente golpea a Roseanne en la cara, haciéndole perder un diente. Después de varios intentos fallidos anteriormente en su relación, Darlene y David finalmente tienen relaciones sexuales por primera vez. También reciben las respuestas a sus solicitudes universitarias. David no es aceptado, pero Darlene sí, lo que la lleva a ocultar la verdad... al principio. Determinada a conseguir permiso para ir a esta escuela de arte en Chicago, Darlene busca la ayuda de su tía Jackie para intentar convencer a Roseanne de que la deje ir. Dan consigue un trabajo en la ciudad.

Roseanne se preocupa de que Darlene esté planeando escaparse de casa; el nuevo vecino George se hace amigo de D.J.

Roseanne is looking forward to taking Darlene to college, but Darlene wants David to take her instead, hurting her mother's feelings.

Jackie y Roseanne planean una fiesta de inauguración de la casa para la nueva casa de Jackie e intentan ocultárselo a su madre. Roseanne invita a Darlene a casa durante el fin de semana para reunirla con David. D.J. atraviesa un período de rebeldía en el que se salta la escuela y solicita la ayuda de Darlene para encubrirlo, y Roseanne está decidida a descubrir qué está sucediendo. Fred persigue a Jackie después de su aventura de una noche.

Cuando Roseanne encuentra una bolsa de marihuana en la habitación de David, está enojada y preocupada por cómo reaccionará Dan. Por supuesto, él se enfurece hasta que se da cuenta de que la hierba es un recuerdo de 20 años de su juventud y la de Roseanne. Inevitablemente, enrollan un porro por viejos tiempos y antes de que puedas decir "vaya, wow", Dan, Roseanne y su hermana Jackie se encuentran inmersos en una especie de viaje en el tiempo a lo Cheech y Chong. Al principio, se divierten escabulléndose como lo hacían en los años 70, esperando no ser descubiertos por sus hijos, pero luego la realidad adulta se instala como un mal viaje.

Trying to conceive another child, Roseanne puts Dan on a "lovemaking schedule", to no avail. Jackie discovers that she's pregnant from her one-night stand with Fred and hesitates about telling him. Roseanne has no problem spreading Jackie's good news to their mom and their friends, but is stopped before she can tell Fred. To relieve the pressure and disappointment, Dan and Roseanne decide to stop actually trying to get pregnant, and let nature take its course.

Los Conners se preparan para su fiesta favorita, con su estilo tradicional de intentar superarse en bromas unos a otros. Roseanne, la reina de Halloween, cae en las elaboradas bromas que su familia le juega, para variar. Nancy está molesta porque sabe perfectamente que a Dan no le cae bien, así que Roseanne se propone convencerla de que está equivocada insistiendo en que Dan le juegue una broma a Nancy, antes de que Nancy venda su parte del restaurante a Leon.

El intento de Roseanne de animar a David para que deje de deprimirse por Darlene y haga algo con su vida sale mal cuando decide mudarse de nuevo con su madre en Michigan; cuando Darlene regresa a casa de visita para sorprender a David, terminan peleando; D.J. se siente humillado cuando toda la familia descubre por qué se encierra en el baño por largos períodos.

Becky se ofrece como voluntaria para encargarse de cocinar en el Día de Acción de Gracias de los Conners; Dan y Mark siguen peleando; Fred queda sorprendido por la disfuncionalidad de la familia en la que podría casarse; y Nana Mary revela un secreto guardado durante mucho tiempo sobre el matrimonio de Bev.

Después de recibir un aviso de la asociación de vecinos sobre no poner decoraciones navideñas horteras en su propiedad, los Conners se desviven por tener una Navidad "white trash". Dan y Roseanne ofrecen dinero a Becky para que empiece la universidad, pero se asustan cuando ella le da el dinero a su esposo Mark para que asista a una escuela de oficios. Cuando le prohíben dárselo, ella se venga negándose a aceptar el dinero y consigue un trabajo en un bar/restaurante similar a Hooters, llamado Bunz, para pagar la educación de Mark ella misma. Mientras tanto, Bev y D.J. aparecen sin avisar en casa de Darlene y D.J. descubre el secreto que Darlene ha estado ocultando a la familia; y Dan enseña a Mark los secretos de un matrimonio feliz.

Darlene está harta de David, quien ha estado viviendo secretamente con ella durante meses en lugar de con su madre en Michigan, como creen sus padres, pero se siente culpable por mentirles constantemente. Una miserable Becky culpa injustamente a Roseanne por la partida de Mark; cansada de ser culpada por todo el lío, Roseanne intenta que Mark arregle las cosas con Becky. Buscándolo en el apartamento de su amigo, descubre la verdad sobre el paradero de David a través del confundido compañero de cuarto de Mark y se dirige a Chicago. Arrastra a David de vuelta a casa, pero miente a Dan sobre por qué ha regresado.

Roseanne y Becky intentan convencer a Dan de que contrate a Mark en el garaje de la ciudad. Lleno de culpa (y cansado de que Roseanne lo haga trabajar demasiado), David confiesa a Dan que estaba viviendo con Darlene en Chicago en lugar de con su madre en Michigan. Furioso, Dan lo echa de la casa y le dice a Roseanne que lo lleve a la estación de autobuses y lo envíe realmente a Michigan, pero ella lo lleva a casa de Jackie en su lugar, luego emprende una misión para hacer sentir culpable a Dan y que lo acepte de nuevo. Como Jackie no quiere tener nada que ver con Fred, está molesta de que Roseanne haya estado ayudándolo a escabullir apoyo financiero para el bebé en su tarro de propinas.

Darlene regresa a casa para tratar de convencer a su padre de que deje que David vuelva a vivir en la casa "desde Michigan", sin éxito. Después de descubrir a David besándose con Darlene en el sótano, Dan descubre que su familia le mintió nuevamente: David no se fue a casa de su madre en Michigan cuando Dan lo echó, sino que se quedó con Jackie, y Roseanne fue responsable de ello. Darlene se une a David en casa de Jackie para alejarse de su furioso padre. Jackie se irrita cuando la gente le pide que salga de la habitación, en su propia casa, cuando quieren hablar de sus problemas.

Since Jackie has made it very clear that Fred is not welcome to be a part of their baby's life, Fred retaliates with plans to sue Jackie for custody after the birth, which throws Jackie into hysterics. Fighting over whether Fred has the right to force himself into his baby's life, split the men and women of the Conner house. Roseanne learns that Dan put the idea in Fred's head, which puts him under the doghouse. Mark and D.J. gang up on David to challenge his masculinity, or lack there of.

Nancy presenta a su nueva novia Sharon a Roseanne y Jackie. Sharon los invita a ir a bailar con ella y Nancy a un bar gay y termina dándole a Roseanne un beso romántico. Esto asusta a Roseanne, pero le cuesta entender por qué. Jackie se siente incómoda abiertamente porque asumen que podría ser gay, lo que hace que Roseanne se comporte como si fueran una pareja, divirtiéndose.

Audrey cries to Dan about his father owing her money, so he confronts Ed, hoping he will do the right thing. Jackie and Fred go out on a "get-to-know-you-better" date to try to build an honest, solid relationship, but Jackie's admission that she's had many more sexual partners than he has causes a big step backward in their fragile relationship. D.J. goes through a rebellious stage.

La madre de Dan, Audrey, es ingresada en un centro de salud mental y Dan culpa sus problemas emocionales a los años de negligencia por parte de su padre. Decidido a enfrentarse a su padre, llega borracho y destructivo a la casa de la segunda esposa de Ed, Crystal. Cansada de que Dan culpe a su esposo por todo, Crystal le revela a Roseanne un secreto sobre Audrey que había estado oculto de Dan toda su vida. Dan queda lleno de incredulidad y horror ante las revelaciones. Mientras tanto, los hijos mayores de Conner-Healy hacen todo lo posible para hacer creer a D.J. que él también podría estar loco.

Darlene descubre que D.J. ha estado escapándose después de la escuela para asistir a la iglesia; D.J. le hace difícil a Roseanne sobre los valores cuando ella acepta una entrega equivocada de una segunda estufa en el restaurante.

Roseanne se entera de que Bev no resultó herida al resbalar en la ducha como le dijo a todos. Fred planea proponerle matrimonio a Jackie.

Fred climbs out of the doghouse with Jackie by gathering inspiration from her soaps and figuring out a romantic way to propose to her. David climbs into the doghouse with Darlene by commenting that it's a woman's obligation to bear children. Dan joins David in the doghouse when his attempts to be romantic with Roseanne fall short. Roseanne dreams of being romanced by the men on One Life to Live (1968).

Fred is unsettled by the fact that Jackie turns to Dan, and not him, when she needs help from a man. Upset, convinced that Jackie has feeling for Dan, and half-drunk, Fred confronts Dan, takes a swing at him, and tells Jackie that maybe they shouldn't get married, but offers no explanation. Dan tells Roseanne, who tells Jackie what is really troubling Fred, and they both have a good laugh at the idea. Clearing the air paves the way for Fred and Jackie's wedding.

Feeling at the end of their "privacy" rope, Roseanne and Dan decide to throw Becky and Mark out of the house, until Becky confides that she and Mark are trying to get pregnant. Jackie wants Andy to sleep in bed with her and Fred and he wants him to sleep in his crib; upset, Jackie takes Andy and seeks sanctuary at Roseanne's already overcrowded house, where a friend of D.J.'s is also spending the weekend. The straw that breaks the camel's back for Dan is when everyone congregates in Dan's bathroom while he's trying to have a private conversation with Roseanne; fed up, he seeks refuge at Fred's. Amidst the chaos, Roseanne makes a shocking discovery.

Roseanne discovers that Darlene is seeing someone besides David, and that he knows about it, so she encourages David to fight for his relationship. Dan confides in Jackie that he is unsure how he feels about Roseanne's pregnancy, and finds comfort, but when he tells Roseanne about his insecurities, it blows up in his face. Roseanne confides in Jackie that she is having the same doubts.

Upset about Darlene breaking up with him, David tells the Conners that Darlene experimented with drugs while away at school. Roseanne forbids Darlene to return to school, and David volunteers to help "keep an eye" on her. Concerned that perhaps they are doing the wrong thing, and after confronting Darlene, Dan convinces Roseanne to at least reconsider her decision.

Dan, Fred y Mark entran en el ámbito de 'demasiada información' cuando sus esposas confían entre ellas, luego transmiten la información a los hombres sobre sus actividades sexuales (o la falta de ellas).

Becky thinks David's crushing on her when he admits to a sexual dream involving a Conner woman other than Darlene. David eventually reveals that his dream-subject was Roseanne.

Los intentos de Roseanne de gastarles una broma a todos en la fiesta de Halloween de Leon en el restaurante fracasan cuando descubre que Fred es gay.

D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy--who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him.

Roseanne and Jackie go to Chicago for Parents' Day to surprise Darlene, and hoping to meet her new boyfriend Jimmy. David wants to learn how to be tough in order to compete with Darlene's boyfriend, a boxer, for her affections. Roseanne assigns Dan to help David feel good about just being himself. D.J. is getting bullied at school but refuses to learn to fight back, fearing that getting hit will hurt. Fred is impressed with Dan's parenting until he figures out that Dan is only doing what Roseanne tells him.

Thanksgiving is full of tension and anxiety when Roseanne gets alarming news about her baby from the prenatal clinic. The discomfort is only worsened when Nana Mary arrives with her new husband and upsets Bev, and the rest of the family, by discussing the two abortions she (Nana Mary) had years before.

Roseanne y Dan son llamados a la escuela porque D.J. se niega a escribir su tarea en la pizarra, y su profesor está preocupado de que pueda tener una discapacidad de aprendizaje. Dan descubre que D.J. se siente avergonzado de levantarse porque está en esa edad en la que los niños a veces tienen erecciones involuntarias. Mientras tanto, la familia conoce a la nueva novia de David, Dinah, y Darlene descubre que David en realidad tiene sentimientos por Becky.

Dan y Roseanne están sorprendidos y divertidos cuando descubren que sus nuevos vecinos de al lado son una pareja de nudistas geriátricos. Mientras tanto, Darlene sospecha que David le está siendo infiel con Becky.

Roseanne pretends to be ill in order to get some rest and relaxation to the exhaustion of everyone else in the family, who are at her beck and call. David discovers Roseanne's faking but when he confronts her, Roseanne strikes a deal with him that he reluctantly accepts. Meanwhile, Jackie confronts Beverly about being an awful mother and is stunned by her reaction.

Fred tells Jackie that he doesn't want D.J. to visit their house so much, because he gets weirder every time he comes over. To protect Fred, Jackie tells Roseanne that she is the one who has a problem with D.J. constantly being at her house, which infuriates Roseanne. Dan tricks Darlene into coming home for the weekend and tries to make the girls stop bickering for their mother's sake. D.J. expresses a strange new fascination with eating cardboard.

The green-eyed monster emerges in force between David and Mark when they both become interested in Stacy, a waitress at the Lunch Box, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural. Jackie thinks her sex life with Fred needs spicing up while Fred is happy leaving well enough alone.

In Roseanne's absence, Dan discovers something troubling about Jackie and gets some sound advice from David.

Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via his crystal ball. In the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.J. to see a psychiatrist.

Mark and Becky find a tiny run-down trailer in a trailer park, and decide to make it home. Determined to fix up their home all on their own, they turn down offers of assistance from Dan and Roseanne, who in turn have to find covert way to help the kids out. Roseanne discovers that they will need to come up with $2,000 to prepay for the baby's doctor and hospital stay.

Dan establece las reglas cuando DJ permite que una chica dominante y agresiva le ordene. Roseanne le gusta la chica, pero cuando la relación mete a DJ en problemas en la escuela, ella debe intervenir. Mientras tanto, Jackie y Fred consultan a un consejero matrimonial para ayudarles a resolver sus problemas de relación.

Roseanne is upset over the possibility that David may like a girl more than Darlene, who may lose David if she doesn't fight for him.

The Conners are selected to be a "Nielsen Family". Roseanne, who is going through a nesting period in her pregnancy, insists that the family watch only educational-type programming to prove to the Nielsen people that they are not white trash. After Dan breaks the couch, Roseanne accepts a hand-me-down couch from her mother, but soon regrets it. Jackie and Fred make a life-altering decision.

David announces to the Conners that he wants to spend a month in Europe after graduation, but Darlene selfishly pressures him out of it. Dan starts working on building his boat again, but Roseanne insists that they can't afford it, and makes fun of his dream, launching into a fantasy where she and her family play the castaways on La isla de Gilligan (1963). Cast members from La isla de Gilligan (1963) cameo as members of the Conner family.

D.J.'s old bedroom is being converted into a nursery for the new baby. After discovering that a new baby crib is out of her price range, Roseanne schemes up a baby shower in hopes of getting at least forty $10.00 gifts, that she can exchange for the $400.00 crib. This plan threatens to backfire when the gifts are mostly homemade, or are otherwise nonexchangeable. After being unable to work together to paint the nursery without squabbling, Roseanne reassigns Becky and Darlene to throw the baby shower instead, but the girls are still at each other's throats because Darlene refuses to pull her weight, sticking Becky with all the work. Roseanne gets David to throw a "guy" baby shower for Dan with the men at his shop, hoping for even more exchangeable gifts, but that backfires as well.

Roseanne sparks a fight with Jackie when she feeds Andy junk food against Jackie's orders. Dan spends some "quality" time with DJ to show his son that he does more than watch television and drink beer all day.

A new diner is opening up across the street from Roseanne and Jackie's diner, and they are worried that it will spell the end for "The Lunch Box". To promote the new restaurant's grand opening, the owners hire Pat Harrington Jr., who played Dwayne Schneider from the 70's sitcom One Day at a Time (1975). When Roseanne discovers that they have a salad bar, and are serving loose meat sandwiches, she declares war. When adding a waffle bar, staying open late, and dressing up the menu doesn't seem to work, Roseanne decides to sabotage the new diner with raw fish, only to wind up stuck in an exhaust vent over a stove. The cast of Stomp does a dance at the diner.

Roseanne goes into labor on her favorite holiday (Halloween) and gives birth on a pain-medication-induced psychedelic trip.

The Conners are caught in a time warp back to the 1950s in which Roseanne is a cheerful, frilly housewife, Dan is the head of the house, Jackie is an eccentric next door neighbor, Becky is a poodle-skirt wearing teenage girl with a hunky boyfriend, David is an exchange student from Canada, and DJ is an aspiring rock star who's under pressure from his dad to be a football player.

Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip turns into a road trip when they pick up a hitchhiking teenage girl. Dan gives Mark relationship advice that severely backfires.

DJ's teacher lets the class design their own Thanksgiving pageant, which turns into a Pulp Fiction spoof that offends many parents. Roseanne invites some new Native American friends over for Thanksgiving.

Dan is regretful and depressed when his old band comes to town to play a gig. Roseanne talks the band mates into giving Dan a chance onstage, which he enjoys to the fullest.

Roseanne narrates a video for her baby and wants everyone in the family to have a part in it. Darlene and Becky find Dan and Roseanne's old love letters. Fred is determined to seem intelligent and interesting to Jackie but only succeeds in making her feel more crushed by their divorce. Dan attempts to comfort Jackie while Mark prepares a special dinner for the family.

Roseanne finally gets to meet Leon's fiancé, Scott, and learns that they are planning a wedding. In order to free Leon up to travel to Minnesota to meet the minister, Roseanne volunteers to finish planning the wedding - which becomes "one gigantic, offensive, Roseanniacle ball of wrong". Leon develops a bad case of cold feet, and it is Roseanne to the rescue.

Roseanne and Jackie get jobs as product promoters in the local supermarket. Once they start giving out samples, however, sibling rivalry takes over. Roseanne's jealousy runs high when Jackie begins outselling her and their friendly competition turns into a literal food fight.

The Conners receive a small inheritance from their Great-Aunt Harriet and decide to spend it on a nice dinner out. The evening takes a dark turn when Darlene unexpectedly comes home. She spends most of her time alienating and insulting her family until a surprising fact about her is revealed and her family bites back.

Mark tries to cheer up a glum Becky by inviting the family over for a surprise get-together. As the night goes on, Becky's mood only worsens which prompts Roseanne to pull her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. Becky admits she feels like she missed her chance to go to college and become a therapist or an EMT. Becky even admits to having second thoughts about her marriage to Mark.

Nana Mary visits Roseanne and Jackie at Jackie's house, and brings a box of their childhood belongings. Among them was a doll that Jackie thought was lost forever, and causes a huge fight when Jackie realizes that Roseanne was the one who hid it from her all those years ago out of jealousy. Dan has a poker game at the house, and Roseanne convinces him to invite Leon and Scott, but is worried that they will spend the whole night nagging each other like housewives. The men have a spirited discussion about how blacks, gays, and poor white men are looked upon in this country.

Dan is at a crossroads when a promising new construction job opens up that could make him and his old crew a lot of money. He struggles with whether to continue his job at the garage or to strike while the iron is hot on the construction job. Meanwhile, Jackie reluctantly starts using the internet on her new computer and is amazed how much she likes it. She becomes so obsessed a concerned David has to intervene.

The Conner family decides to throw caution to the wind by spending Dan's last paycheck from the garage on a vacation to Disney World.

Magic, wonder, and whimsy surround the Conner family on their tour of Disney World. The only person not amused is Darlene...until she meets Winnie the Pooh.

David moves out when he gets a job at a strange local theme park. Soon, David is transformed into "Hans the Hare", a hyperactive and perky park employee. Roseanne steps into action in order to get the real David back.

Después de proponer matrimonio a David, Darlene le dice que está embarazada. Planean esperar para decirle a la familia, pero Roseanne huele el miedo y, en tono de broma, adivina correctamente que Darlene está embarazada. Dan está convencido de que no están listos para formar una familia y no se muestra feliz por ellos en absoluto. Roseanne, sabiendo que no puede hacer nada al respecto, finge estar feliz e intenta darle consejos y apoyo a Darlene.

A producer and reporter from "Wake up Chicago" come into the diner wanting to do a "Man-on-the-Street" interview about the diner owners - to which Roseanne, Jackie, and Leon readily, and eagerly agree. Leon stumbles through his interview nervously, like a deer caught in headlights. Jackie babbles through hers like a hyper manic who's been off her medication. But Roseanne nails her interview, and gets a job offer to do a one-minute spot on the air - where Roseanne gets to speak her mind about whatever she wants. God help TV.

Bev is smitten with her charismatic ballroom-dance instructor until he starts putting the moves on a newly divorced Jackie. When Jackie agrees to a date with the instructor, jealousy takes hold of Bev.

Darlene y David se casan. Dan sufre un ataque al corazón durante la ceremonia.

Dan es llevado apresuradamente al hospital después de sufrir un ataque al corazón y Roseanne intenta reponerse mientras está atrapada en la sala de espera.

After leaving Dan for not taking better care of himself, Roseanne goes on a "spiritual odyssey", imagining herself and Dan as Ann and Donald from "That Girl", Jeannie and Major Nelson from "I Dream of Jeannie", and Mary and Lou from "The Mary Tylor Moore Show". The family tries console Dan, and encourage Roseanne to reconcile with her heart-broken husband. Jackie discovers that they won the Illinois State Lottery worth 108 million dollars.

After finding out they won the Illinois State Lottery, the Conners and family imagine how to spend their new-found wealth. Kathleen Sullivan and Robin Leach interview Dan and Roseanne in their home. Throwing a party in their home proves that people really do come out of the woodwork to help celebrate wealth. Dan and Roseanne vow to not let money change who they are.

While sitting around the dinner table with her family, talking about their lottery winnings, Roseanne daydreams about herself and the family being on "The Jerry Springer Show" (1991), her and Jackie posing for "Playboy", and winning the Miss Universe contest.

Jackie and Roseanne plan an expensive spa vacation. Depressed about his mother, Dan searches for the meaning of life. He decides that now that he can afford it, he wants to take her to California for a thorough evaluation of her psychiatric condition. The crowned Prince of Muldavia sees Jackie on TV and decides he must go to Lanford to meet her.

Thanksgiving for the Conners starts on a sour note with the news Dan won't be able to make it home for the holiday. However, Roseanne is thrilled she can afford to have the meal catered instead of spending an entire day in the kitchen. Family squabbles combined with a shocking revelation by Bev nearly ruins the evening. The family must contend with the fact that money does not necessarily buy happiness.

Roseanne misses Dan and tries to prepare the home for his return. Bev visits with Nana Mary to talk about her life and makes a startling discovery.

Dan finally returns home after a long stay in California with his ill mother. He, Roseanne, and the entire family realize how much they have to be thankful for as one of the oddest and most trying years of their lives comes to an end. The only problem is how distant and uncomfortable Dan seems to be around Roseanne.

Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne while Jackie deals with turmoil in her own relationship. DJ wants to videotape the birth of Darlene's baby.

When Roseanne falls into a deep depression and locks herself in the bedroom, family and friends try their hardest to pick her spirits back up. When their efforts prove fruitless, they stage an intervention to rouse a lethargic Roseanne out of bed.

Dan is unnerved by rumors of Roseanne and Edgar so he makes a surprise trip to see her. They make some tentative steps to putting the pieces of their marriage back together. Their peace is interrupted when a frantic call comes in from Jackie: Darlene has unexpectedly been rushed to the hospital.

Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby girl. The doctors and specialists have very little hope for the baby's survival. The family is crushed but Roseanne is determined to prove pure love, affection, and a tender touch are more powerful than any medicine.

The Conners welcome baby Harris Conner-Healy home. Roseanne is delighted Darlene wants to live at home and work on her parenting skills. The family talks about their lives after winning the lottery and are glad they have all come out of it stronger people. Over a pizza dinner, Roseanne suggests they say grace to thank God that Harris survived and the family is together again.

Family and friends gather at the Conner house to celebrate baby Harris' Homecoming and everyone takes a turn chatting with the new addition to the family. Mark and Becky have some exciting news, as do Leon and his husband Scott. During dinner, Roseanne takes time to reflect on each member of her family and reveals she has been writing a book; everything we see is Roseanne's altered version of actual events. Roseanne reveals the true story and admits she changed whatever details she didn't like about her life and the people in it. In truth, the Conners never won the lottery; it was all a fantasy Roseanne created in order to cope with a devastating reality. In the final moments, Roseanne sits alone in her basement writing room. She goes upstairs, passing through the old kitchen and the old living room. Roseanne sits on the old couch with the classic afghan on the back and silently takes in the warmth and comfort of the family home as the lights slowly fade.

David aparece inesperadamente para el cumpleaños de Harris después de haber estado ausente durante años, un abandono que fuerza a Darlene a volver a examinar sobre su relación, al igual que al resto de la familia. Mientras tanto, la madre de Roseanne y Jackie, Bev, se muda temporalmente a la casa de los Conner después de un incidente en la residencia de ancianos que le impide regresar.

David moves out when he gets a job at a strange local theme park. Soon, David is transformed into "Hans the Hare", a hyperactive and perky park employee. Roseanne steps into action in order to get the real David back.

Becky thinks David's crushing on her when he admits to a sexual dream involving a Conner woman other than Darlene. David eventually reveals that his dream-subject was Roseanne.

D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy--who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him.

The green-eyed monster emerges in force between David and Mark when they both become interested in Stacy, a waitress at the Lunch Box, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural. Jackie thinks her sex life with Fred needs spicing up while Fred is happy leaving well enough alone.

Después de que su mamá la presiona (y hace tratos con ella), Darlene acepta ir al baile de graduación con David, donde tiene una sorpresa preparada para su novio. Roger intenta hacer un trato con Dan, utilizando la tentación de poder hacerle ganar una gran cantidad de dinero, pero recibe una reacción mixta por parte de los Conners. Roseanne intenta arreglar una cita sorpresa entre Jackie y Roger para una noche de parejas, pero para sorpresa de Roseanne, Roger llega con una cita. Su elección de cita deja a todos boquiabiertos y en estado de shock.

Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby girl. The doctors and specialists have very little hope for the baby's survival. The family is crushed but Roseanne is determined to prove pure love, affection, and a tender touch are more powerful than any medicine.

When Roseanne falls into a deep depression and locks herself in the bedroom, family and friends try their hardest to pick her spirits back up. When their efforts prove fruitless, they stage an intervention to rouse a lethargic Roseanne out of bed.

D.J. entra corriendo a la casa con una rodilla raspada. Dan y Roseanne lo llevan a la cocina para curarlo, pero cuando Dan abre bruscamente la puerta del congelador para sacar hielo, accidentalmente golpea a Roseanne en la cara, haciéndole perder un diente. Después de varios intentos fallidos anteriormente en su relación, Darlene y David finalmente tienen relaciones sexuales por primera vez. También reciben las respuestas a sus solicitudes universitarias. David no es aceptado, pero Darlene sí, lo que la lleva a ocultar la verdad... al principio. Determinada a conseguir permiso para ir a esta escuela de arte en Chicago, Darlene busca la ayuda de su tía Jackie para intentar convencer a Roseanne de que la deje ir. Dan consigue un trabajo en la ciudad.

David aparece inesperadamente para el cumpleaños de Harris después de haber estado ausente durante años, un abandono que fuerza a Darlene a volver a examinar sobre su relación, al igual que al resto de la familia. Mientras tanto, la madre de Roseanne y Jackie, Bev, se muda temporalmente a la casa de los Conner después de un incidente en la residencia de ancianos que le impide regresar.

Roseanne y Becky intentan convencer a Dan de que contrate a Mark en el garaje de la ciudad. Lleno de culpa (y cansado de que Roseanne lo haga trabajar demasiado), David confiesa a Dan que estaba viviendo con Darlene en Chicago en lugar de con su madre en Michigan. Furioso, Dan lo echa de la casa y le dice a Roseanne que lo lleve a la estación de autobuses y lo envíe realmente a Michigan, pero ella lo lleva a casa de Jackie en su lugar, luego emprende una misión para hacer sentir culpable a Dan y que lo acepte de nuevo. Como Jackie no quiere tener nada que ver con Fred, está molesta de que Roseanne haya estado ayudándolo a escabullir apoyo financiero para el bebé en su tarro de propinas.